August 2017 Transporter

Your Chuckle for the Day

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a good cook?’ ‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’ ‘Does she have lots of money?’ ‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’ ‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’ ‘I don’t know.’ ‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’ ‘Because she can still drive!’

Volunteer Appreciation Days at the State and County Fairs

The Governor’s Office on Volunteerism will hold a Volunteer Appreciation Day on August 27 at the Maryland State Fairgrounds from 10 a.m. until closing. All volunteers, friends, and family are welcome and can click here to reserve a pass at a reduced price of $2. One pass admits up to five people. Children under 5 are admitted for free (rides not included). More details here.

The Howard County Fair Volunteer Appreciation Day is August 7 and August 8th. The tickets are free and there is a 2 ticket maximum. Please email or call the office to reserve your tickets.

Welcome Suzanne!